New Years Eve Blow Out!
By: Kaji

At a New Year's Eve party at Katsuragi Misato's apartment. A debate of great importance waged on between Misato and pilot 05, Chan Wufei of Shin kidousenki Gundam W fame...

Wufei: *Snorts* Whatever, you know half of Misato's photos involves nudity in
some form.
Misato: Youíre just jealous because Iím in more demand to be naked than you
are!
Wufei: *Nosebleeds* ONNA! *Trying not to picture Misato nude*
Duo: Man that's just nasty. *Throws Wufei a box of Kleenexes*
Kaji: *Puts his arm around Wufei* Itís ok, I think youíll look great naked.
*Winks*
Misato: You stupid bum! *Hits Kaji*
Wufei: @_@ UNHAND ME FOUL HENTAI! *Struggles to escape while holding kleenex
to his nose*
Duo: Heh Heh! I like watching people beat up other people ^_^
Naga: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Me too, Duo-darling. *Grabs Duo's head and puts it to
her chest*
Duo: GAH! Can't br...eath...e.....*Struggles* Hee..ro...help....
Heero: I'm working. *Typing on his laptop*
Duo: You're.... slee..pin.g... on...the...cou..ch..you..basta..rd...
*Gasping for air*
Martina: No he wonít! HAHAHAHAHAHA He will sleep with me. Naga can have you,
Duo and I'll have my one true hero, Heero. And well start of this new year
together midnight tonight. HAHAHAHAHA!
Heero: *Types with one hand and fires shots at Martina with the other*
Duo: *Passed out from lack of air*
Bloodberry: *Laughs* And I have arrived. *Looks around* Well is this the
big breasted room or what?
Kaji: *Drooling* I hope so!
Misato: Kaji!
Quatre: ^_^;; There's a lot of interesting people here, ne Trowa?
Trowa: .... *Nods*
Kaji: Hey Misato, I hear thereís beer in the kitchen. ;)
Wufei: Will you let me go already you... you...kisama! *Glares at Kaji*
Xelloss: Yare Yare. *Grabs Wufei* Can I have your plaything Kaji-kun?
*Floating above Kaji*
Wufei: @_@ WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Asuka: *Yells* Kaji! *Throws Wufei away from Kaji* Oh Kaji!
Misato: *Pulls out gun and shoots Asuka* Back up off my man!
Xelloss: Nice shot Misato-chan! ^_^ Would you shoot
me too?
Martina: What is this? *Cries* Why Xelloss, would you want to end your
life? For I could never survive with out my purple haired knight!
Xelloss: Yare Yare. Aren't you married Martina-chan?
Martina: WHAT? WHO...? I KNOW THIS IS HER FAULT ISNT IT? CURSE YOU LINA
INVERSE!!!!!!
Bloodberry: *Sighs, talking to Chichiri* What does ďNO DA" mean?
Chichiri: Ano... I-I'm not sure na no da.... ^_^;; I just always have put it
at the end of my sentences no da...
Lina: *sneeze*
Zel: Daijoubu?
Lina: Hai...
Amelia: HOW INJUST! ZEGADISS-SAN NEVER ASK ME IF I'M OK AFTER I SNEEZE!!!
Wufei: HOW INJUST! UNHAND ME KISAMA!
Xelloss: But Kaji gave you to me.... *Pout*
Bloodberry: Oh that girl has issues.
Wufei: I'm not a present! unhand me!
Xelloss: ^_^ I don't think so. You're my bitch now ^_^
Wufei: NANI?!? @_@
Misato: Hey are you that *Gulp* hot lead singer of the
band No Doubt?
Mylene: No. *Laughs* But, we are mistaken. It is the pink hair.
Misato: You're pretty. *Hick*
Basara: Where'd Mylene go? Guess I better look for her. Not that I care
where she is of course...
Cartman: Wow, this party kicks ass.
Kenny: MMPHMM!!! ^_^ MMPH!
Timmy: Timmahh!!
Lina: Naga, what are you doing?
Naga: *Laughs* Oh Lina, I think Iíve found the love of my life...
Duo: Help!!! HEEEROOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Heero: *Ignores Duo and types*
Duo: He loves the laptop more than me! *Whine*
Timmy: Timmah!!!!!!
Relena:HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Glomps Heero* I've finally found you!
Heero: *Cringe* Get lost.
Misato: All right, *Ick* thatís it...
Xelloss: What an interesting form of torture... that girl... *Evil smirk at
Relena*
Misato: Time to even out the numbers. *Grabs her gun*
Duo: YOU LET RELENA GLOMP YOU?!?!?! *Glowing* "She
doesn't mean anything to me Duo-chan..." *Twitch*
Misato: *Shoots Amelia and Relena* To many stupid people in one room.
Bloodberry: Right on! *High five*
Misato: And you're all VERY welcome.
Heero: Arigatou Misato-sama.
Duo: *Claps* WHOO HOO!! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
Lina: Oh yeah! *Glomps Zel* Finally got rid of her!
Zel: *Grin*
Kaji: Hey wait a sec...*Picks up Amelia* This isnít Amelia!
Kaji: It's Wufei! *Cries holding Wufei*
Misato: Um, sorry, I was under the influence and well, they kinda look
alikeÖ
Lina: NANI?! We gotta kill the real one then! Come on Zel!
Zel: Amelia, omae o korosu,
Cartman: Oh Shit, that mean sheís on the loose!
Quatre: WUFEI?!?! He never even got to make to the new year. *Sobs and hugs
Wufei's body* Poor, poor Wufei....
Trowa: It was the justice speeches that got her confused.
Bloodberry: *Hits Quatre and Kaji* Will you two girls stop? Thereís an
actual living Amelia on the loose? We got to find her!
Xelloss: Eh? My bitch was killed? ^_^ Not a problem... *takes Wufei's body*
it'll be fun having another mazoku around... *Teleports away*
Amelia: *Sniffle* My partner in justice bravely sacrificed himself for me!
Justice WILL live on Wufei-san!
Mylene: Oh my god this is so sad...
Flower Girl: What did you know them?
Basara: Whatever. *Gets our guitar*
Mylene: God, Basara! No, that *Points to Misato*
Misato: *Holding a camera* I'm so scared. I just wanted to say sorry to
Wufei's parents its my fault, I thought he was Amelia. and now we cant find
her and *Looks over at Kaji and Bloodberry* What the hell is that?!
Kaji: Hay! Honey! *Glomps Bloodberry* Was' up?
Misato: Kaji!
Kaji: Yes, honey? *Sticks his face on Bloodberry's chest*
Quatre: Daijoubu Misato-san! Wufei has no family! his colony
self-destructed! ^_^
Soujiro: Family? My family.... THEY WERE WEAK! THE STRONG SURVIVE! WHY DIDNT
ANYONE HELP *ME*?! *Crazed look*
Brain: *Cough, cough* Not true, why do you think Pinky is still around?
Pinky: Narf!
Soujiro: You'll help me? I HAD to kill them! I HAD to! Shishio-san said the
weak die! *Pleading look at Brain*
Pinky: Brain, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Brain: I donít think so.
Pinky: We should take over...
Brain: *Interrupts* Yes, Pinky the world.
Soujiro: Shishio-san said we were gong to do that but Kenshin killed him...
can I help you? I HAD TO KILL THEM!
Pinky: Oh no Brain, I meant a beer company. *Looks around* Lots are
here.
Misato: Your boobs are not bigger!
Bloodberry: Wanna bet?
Kaji: *Blushes* Girls, girls no need to fight over me.
Misato: *Hits Kaji* Were not.
Mylene: I wish mine were big...
Basara: ..... *Blushes* T-they're not a bad size....
Chichiri: But mine are bigger when in drag no da!
Xelloss: Mine are the biggest! *Teleports in the room followed by an
alive-but-mazoku-eyed Wufei*
Wufei: *Giggle* Master can I extract justice on all the pitiful mortals?
Xelloss: Do whatever you want! Have fun !^_^
Quatre: WUFEI!?! YOUR ALIVE?!? YOGATA!~!!! *Teary-eyed* Glomp*
Trowa: Quatre... *Blushes* Wanna go take a shower? A totally heterosexual
scrub down. *Smiles*
Quatre: Oh Trowa.... *Starry eyed* *Drops Wufei and jumps into Trowa's arms*
Wufei: *Eyes gleam* *Follows Trowa and Quatre*
Kaji: *Glaces over* How you doin'? *grin* *puts an arm around Shinji*
Shinji: Kaji, I'm a boy!
Kaworu: And such a cuuute boy at that! *Kiss*
Kaji: Oh well. You like watermelons? I DO!
Misato: Wanna another?
Bloodberry: *Arm around Misato* YEAH!
Kaji: *Thinks* I think tonightís going to be fun, hehe.
Timmy: Timmah!
Cartman: Dude, you're fucking weird.
Duo: Hee-chaaaan you were so mean to me! I had to save myself from that Naga
chick! Hidoi!
Heero: I was working.
Duo: Datte... the hero is supposed to save the damsel in distress!
Heero: I'd hardly call you a damsel.
Duo: that's not the point! the point it.. *Hic* I NEED MORE BEER!
Heero: ......... *Grabs a 12-pack and brings it to duo*
Naga: WAHAHAHAHAHA Oh Duo!
Duo: NOOOOO!!!!! *Glomps Heero and cries*
Heero: Get lost or I'll kill you. *Points a gun at her*
Carrot: IM IN HEAVEN! OH PRETTY LADYYYYYY!!!!! *Glomps Naga*
Naga: Such a small man. Wahaha, he'll fit well in-between my rather large
breast.
Otaru: Hey guys
Cherry: Oh, Otaru!
Carrot: Oh baby! I love you! *Glomp*
Tira: *Growl* CARROT!
Chocolate: DARLING!
Cherry: *Thinks out load* Oh Otaru not right now. We're not even married.
And in front of everyone. OHH!!!
Duo: *Sobbing* GET THE SCARY LADY AWAY FROM ME~!
Heero: She's gone! Stop crying! *Hug*
Katie Holmes: Hey Dawson, I just wanted toÖ. *Looks up* Oh, sorry, wrong
set. *All guys mouths drop*
Kaji: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh, Wait stay!
Carrot: PRETTY LADY! *Runs to Katie*
Kaji: She's mine!
Carrot: The hell she is! She's MINE!
Misato: *Charges infront of Kaji and Carrot* Thatís it both of you stop!
*Pause* Sheís mine! *Chases after Katie*
Carrot: I LOVE YURI! HOT DAMN! *Follows to watch*
Jesse: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Jesse: To denounce the evil of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jesse: Jesse!
James: James!
Basara: DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE EXPLOSION ONCE
AGAIN!
Cherry: Hey, Otaru, Look the band is playing letís go watch
Otaru: Sure, Cherry.
Lime: OTARUUU!!!!!! I WANNA WATCH THE BAND TOO! *Glomp* ^_^
Jesse: They didnít even listen to our speech.
James: And we didn't even get to finish it.
Duo: *Hic* HEERO DOESNT LOVE ME ANYMORE! HE WOULDNíT SAVE ME FROM THE BOUNCY
SCARY LADY!
Heero: Keep your voice down! *Blush*
Duo: OH? YOU EMBARRASED THAT I TOLD EVERYONE YOURE AS GAY AS ME?!?!? HEERO
YUI IS GAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! *Hic*
Heero: That's enough booze for you.
Duo: NOOOOOOO! GIVE IT BACK!
Bloodberry: *Grabs Heero and throws him away* There's never too much to
drink right Duo? Here have another.
Duo: *Sniffle* Thanks.... where'd Heero go? *Looks around* HE PROBABLY LEFT
ME FOR RELENA! BASTARD! HEíLL PROBABLY START OF THE NEW YEAR AS A NEW MAN. I
JUST DONíT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE IS DOIN ON THAT COMPUTER. *Sobs and starts
chugging his beer*
Flower girl: Donít cry. Here have some flowers. I doubt he is with her.
He couldnít be, remember that girl with the purple hair and gun, killed her.
Duo: *Takes the flowers* Heero used to give me flowers... but he said he'd
kill me if I told anyone... BUT WHO CARES?! HE LEFT ME FOR THAT... THAT...
GIRL!!!!
Bloodberry: She's dead dumbass.
Duo: *Hic* Wassat? then he LEFT ME FOR WUFEI! ALL THOSE ASIANS STICK
TOGETHER! WAAAAAH!!!!
Tasuki: Now there's a guy who can't handle his liquor....
Misato: Damn, lost her. *looks at Duo* Little girl why are you crying?
Bloodberry: Her boyfriend left her for another woman.
Duo: I'M A GUY! *Sob*
Flower girl: Don't you have a boyfriend?
Duo: Yeah... *Gulping his beer*
Duo: UNTIL THE SONUVABITCH LEFT ME FOR JUSTICE-BOY!
Misato: I know what will make you feel better. *Whistles* *Kaji enters* Meet
my on again, off again boyfriend.
Kaji: How you doin'? *grins and puts an arm around Duo*
Duo: Not as cute as Hee-chan... *Sigh*
Kaji: Well what can I do to help?
Bloodberry: *To Misato* Isnít that your boyfriend?
Misato: Yeah but what am I going to do?
Bloodberry: I think I know how to help him.
Duo: Heeeeerooooo........ *Hic*
Bloodberry: *Stand on table* Excuse me! *Grabs a microphone* Excuse me, I
need a Heero over here.
Heero: *Wakes up from being thrown across the room* ???
Bloodberry: *All guys look up* No, *Sighs* not actually a hero.
Heero: *Wanders around the room looking for Duo* Where'd that baka go?
Bloodberry: That one. *Grabs Heero* Listen to me you piece of Internet
trash, admit your gay and dance with you boyfriend. *Drops him*
Bloodberry: Excuse me again, Hey, Basara stop playing. Alright, could we get
a slow song over here!
Mylene: Sure.
Basara: No, I want to play Holy Lonely Light!
Mylene: Quite being so stubborn.
Duo: Heero? What'daya want? The house keys? Fine take em! *Throws them* Have
fun with WUFEI! *Hic*
Heero: What the hell are you talking about?
Basara: You're the stubborn one.
Mylene: Shut up and play a slow song!
Basara: You donít tell me what to do! I'LL sing the song!
Mylene: *Whispers* I wont put out tonight.
Basara: .............. Mylene Jenius is ready to sing "Sweet Fantasy" Iku
ze!
Merle: Oh if anyone would let me put out. I want Van so bad.
Cherry: Where did you come from?
Merle: Gaia.
Gamlin: Oh why did Mylene-san leave me for him?
Merle: I know how it is too. Damn Hitomi. *pats Gamlin on the back*
Cherry: It's ok, it happens to the best of us. *Smiles* oh Otaru, not here
not now. Oh! *Merle and Gamlin look at her*
Gamlin: I understand your pain Cherry-san!
Vegeta: *Drunk* Don't complain, its not worth it in the end.
Vegeta: I'm stuck here with my kids *Trunks pulls on his pants and Bra
sleeps in his arms* While my wife is here, somewhere, having fun.
Bulma: Hey you sexy thing you! *Giggle*
Gourry: ^_^? Whatever you say, lady. Man, you're chest is way bigger than
Lina's...
Vegeta: Guys like me just donít win. *A gate appears* Hey, whatís that?
Magus: Whatís going on this isnít the day of Lavos?
Carrot: PRETTY LADY! *Glomps Magus*
Magus: I'm a man you twit! *casts Dark Matter*
Frog: Where areth we?
Marle: I'm not sure...
Crono: .........
Carrot: Itai..... that lady was a man? Bummer....
Marle: Hey, that girl looks almost exactly like me! *Points to Bulma*
Carrot: Wow, you should dye your hair blue and make a porn film
Crono: ...........
Marle: CRONO! *Slaps Crono* How dare you agree with him!
Nabiki: Yeah that could make great money. I'd be glad to help sell the
idea.
Crono: (owwww....) .....
Carrot: Baby, you know it! "Blue-haired Babes Do The Bump And Grind"! It'll
make tons of cash!
Nabiki: Yes, it would. * Looks around* Now where am I going to find a good
looking bum?
Carrot: *Smiles* ^_^ right here of course!
Nabiki: I believe I said good looking. *Looks around again* I think I've
found him, excuse me, hi, whatís your name?
Timmy: Timmah!
Carrot: *Stare* .... Ah, well I can't compare with that guy.
Heero: Alright now, get up, stupid. We're dancing. *Drags Duo to where
Firebomber is playing*
Duo: Ha--? Heero? You donít dance!
Heero: I do now.
Duo: Heero, oh Heero. *They dance* OW! You just stepped on my foot.
Heero: Sorry, Iím use to leading.
Kaji: Man, I really thought Duo and I were going somewhere? *Crying*
Misato: Kaji, shut up! Are you so drunk you forgot we were going out?
Kaji: *Looks up* No! *All the Sailor Senshi enter* Wow! Who are they?
Misato: They're the Sailor Senshi.
Kaji: *Drooling* Wow they are hot!
Misato: Argh! They're all lesbians! Don't even try hitting on them!
Kaji: Thatís so cool... *drool*
Misato: Men! Come on Kaji! *Grabs Kaji and walks over to listen to the band*
Krillin: Hey.. ah... Bulma? *Worried* youíve been flirting a lot, arenít you
married?
Bulma: Krillin, Whatís wrong? You still upset because #18 made you grow
hair? *Laughs* Right, Gourry?
Gourry: *Smiles* Yeah, I like pizza too.
Krillin: UmÖ
Chichiri: Enjoying the evening Tasuki-kun na no da?
Tasuki: Chichiri, Have I, *Burps* Have I, *Hic* ever told you that, I LOVE
YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Chichiri: Tasuki, say my name. Say my name na no da! *glomps Tasuki*
Cherry: Otaru, I was wondering if, *Blushes* you may want to-
Lime: Otaru-sama! *Jumps into Otaru arms*
Otaru: Ah! Hey Lime. What were you saying Cherry?
Cherry: *Sighs* Nothing.
Bloodberry: Come one come all, I have drinks for you all! *Hic* Here Otaru.
*Hands him a beer* Hey, Otaru, do you like my boobs?
Otaru: Ö.
Cherry: *Sighs and puts hand on head* Oh, I canít keep doing this, eh.
Trowa: *Runs into room with Quatre, only wearing a towel* Ew, Wufei what
were you trying to do?
Quatre: Yuck, I know.
Wufei: What? You guys were showering too. *leers*
Quatre: Yeah so, you didnít need to help. *Shudders*
Xelloss: *Teleports* Hey, Wufei-san, come listen to the band with me. =)
Wufei: Yes, sir. *Eyes glow and they teleport away*
Carrot: Hey Quatre, you still have some soap on you.
Quatre: What? *Looks down* OhÖaÖ.
Trowa: Thatís not soap. *Laughs* Come let go clean up. *Walks to the
bathroom*
Carrot: Ö. *turns pale*
Naga: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Carrot-sama, lets go watch the band together and
the count down to our new year together is very soon. *Grabs Carrot's head
and puts his face on her chest* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lina: Oh god! Was that Naga's laugh?
Zel: *Scared* Yeah, I think so.
Lina: Come on lets go hide.
Mylene: Alright everyone this our last song for the year because the count
down is coming up, so enjoy.
Basara: We're playing through the count down too. We sound better than Dick
Clarks Count Down.
Mylene: No, were not. Heíll have no band to play with. And I want to
apologize for his stubborn behavior.
Basara: Donít apologize for my normal behavior.
Mylene: Shut up and sing.
Basara: No! *Drops his guitar*
Mylene: Iíll tell everyoneÖ
Basara: What?
Mylene: That you have a small dick! *Basara blushes*
Crowd: *All silent or giggling.
Kaji: Wow!
Misato: Oh shut up Kaji, you've got a bean stick too.
Kaji: Misato! @_@
Misato: Yeah, yeah *waves hand dismissively*
Kaji: *Grabs Misato and kisses her* Look at the clock.
Misato: 10!
Heero: *Puts his arm around Duo* I want you to know that Iíll always love
you.
Chichiri: 9 no da!
Heero: More than any computerÖ
Bulma: 8!
Heero: *Blushes* Or anything else in the world.
Mylene: 7!
Duo: *Smiles* Oh Heero, I love you too. *Kiss*
Otaru: 6!
Naga: WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 5!
Duo: 4! *Thinks* Heero, you never told me. What were you doing on the
computer all day?
Carrot: 3!
Heero: WellÖ
Kaji: 2!
Heero: I was making a bomb to go off at midnight tonight to kill us allÖ
*Looks at Duo* 1!

*KAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

THE END!